"My cock in your god, you brother of a whore. I spit on your goat and on the god who ejaculated you"
Airi B'rabak ya akho l-sharmoota, tfu ala aniztak w'ala Allah illi nafadak
Nizo's father, after our car was cut off by a pick-up carrying a goat....
"I spit on you, father-of-Jesus, my cock in Jesus, and Moses, and all the Saints. spit!"
Tfu alaik ya Abu-Issa, airi b'issa, w'b'Moussa, w'b'kul el idisin! Tfu!
Nizo's father, blaming the Creator after he took the wrong exit on a very congested highway
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"Once erect, (a dick) knows no kinship"
Une fois bandé, y a pas de parenté
A local quebecois acquaintance joking about screwing his 16-year old niece.
and
"I have creamy eyes"
j'ai les yeux crémeux
Desperately craving sexual release to the point of having sperm ooze out of one's eye-sockets.
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"I'd eat a yard of your shit just to see where it came from"
Gleaned off a hirsute ginger Scotsman I once met in a Toronto bar. The pick-up line worked and it was a long night...
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Nizo University: Lesson 1
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Thanks to Tamar for the title.
Nizo,
how does your dad get along with your religious aunt?
luckily they live in two different countries and rarely see each other.
I was able to prove finally to my wife that there is someone somewhere who curses more vilely than me. Thanks Abu Nizo.
Airi B'rabak ya akho l-sharmoota, tfu ala aniztak w'ala Allah illi nafadak
I notice that your father doesn't adhere to your aunt's rule about separating out references to 'Allah' from his good Christian vocabulary.
And I'm never eating an apple again ...
ubaaden
today's gem from the personals:
"Hi you is BEATIFUL
my name is Carlos I front Tegucigalpa Honduras
you spanish babys?"
I'm craving apple pie ;)
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